Eight Year Old Boys Across San Francisco Cringing In Fear
Their key nemesis - vegetables - will soon be EVERYWHERE, as Mayor Gavin Newsom’s Vegetable Garden Reign of Terror kicks off. From zucchini to broccoli to peas to those icky green things with the other stuff on them, those horrible, horrible vegetables will be not only on dinner plates, but on roofs of buildings, median strips, and even treehouses! We’re waiting to hear back exactly what the response will be from Eight Year Old Boys Inc., but we understand the counter-offensive involves Super-Squirters. (Nope, the eight year old boys are not thinking it through, again.)
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Ross Guehring