SF Usual Suspects

Archive for September, 2011

Tech & Talk

Mayoral contender and Board of Supes President David Chiu courts the title of techiest candidate in a Q&A with Chronicle columnist James Temple.

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Parking Patrol

Although hanging out in parking lots is something that I thought was reserved for suburban high schoolers, it seems to have become a regular (although unwanted) part of the late-night scene. Our trusty Supes take action to deter the practice and hope to reduce violent confrontations in the process.

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Roses are Red, Toes are Blue…

Nope, Icer Air has not returned to the city’s streets… But Ben Flajnik has! With bikini-clad women in tow, the Bachelor creates an absurd scene in Russian Hill. And yes, someone will get angry at me for abandoning Suspects’ ‘political news only’ policy for this one, but I can live with that. I mean, it’s the BACHELOR. Didja hear me?!

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Deadline is today! USUAL SUSPECTS ELECTION CONTEST

Get your answers in quick, gang! If you want to win $500 and bragging rights, be sure to enter into the Usual Suspects election contest by 5pm today - one month before the results are in. As usual, the entry fee is just your pledge that you’ve made a new donation of at least $10 to a nonprofit that serves San Franciscans. We’ll have two winners this year: first, our top predictor, who will win $500, a swanky lunch with a couple of the folks who bring you Suspects, and a lightly used Kindle – and second, the nonprofit that is named by the most entrants as their chosen nonprofit will also receive a donation of $500. (And, of course, their ED also gets to attend the lunch.) We’ll only accept entries until today, October 7, at 5pm. Full details found at the link below - so don’t dally - get us your entry by 5pm!

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

PUT ON YOUR PREDICTING HAT

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Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Spare the Air (J/K!)

Yesterday was hot, which is great, unless it’s Spare the Air Day when Bay Area commuters are encouraged to ditch their cars and head to work on rollerblades, bikes and skateboards. Apparently, one local gas station didn’t get the memo. The Ex fills us in on a Shell gas station’s choice to distribute free gas for two hours on Spare the Air Day. Coincidence? Or, was Shell stealthily saying “Spare THIS suckas!”?

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Food for Thought

The Examiner dives deeper into the discussion about a suspect accused of a double murder, Hong Ri Wu, and his refusal to eat. Shall he be force fed, or allowed to continue his three week hunger strike? The debate (and tummies) rumble on.

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Extra! Extra!

Seen our newly minted Vice President Libby Smiley lately? She’s in rare form - ordering people to fetch her coffee and prepare it Just So, pick up her dry cleaning and carefully place it (color-coded, of course) in her closet, walk her imaginary dog and otherwise abusing her new power - especially since she just saw her mug in the Chronicle with an acknowledgement of her recent promotion. Congrats Libby (again)! And I’m sorry for mixing the magenta blouses with the purple. I’ll be more careful next time.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

No booze for you!

Proposed new legislation would prevent stores that allow self-service checkout from also selling booze. Apparently the current generation of all-too-clever youth have figured out how to scam the system and buy a brewski or two when no one’s looking. How far things have come since the days of fake IDs or getting your older brother/sister/cousin to buy you some tasty wine coolers. (Who me?!)

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

Ch-ch-ch-changes…

…made to what’s passed by the voters, anyway - that’s what a measure on your November ballot will allow. Read up on the pros and cons, who’s for it and who’s agin’ it, and so on. And yes, this probably means we can rescind the rights of cops to take their hand puppets on patrol…

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

We Are Diminished

Beloved newsman and longtime KTVU reporter Bob MacKenzie has departed our humble presence for the big sound stage in the sky. His award-winning storytelling, warmth and wisdom will be greatly missed.

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

Foreclosed, But Not Forgotten

In today’s Bay Guardian, Assessor-Recorder Phil Ting proposes a few ideas to address the City’s foreclosure crisis.

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

Muni Woes

The Bay Citizen tells us about criminal charges filed against the Muni driver who ran over a girl in the Castro last year.

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

First Sup. in the hot tub!

The City’s Budget and Finance Committee is pushing for rebates for documentaries and reality shows filmed in San Francisco. A San Francisco political reality show? Way more entertaining than The Real Housewives franchise. I can see it now.

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

Park Politics

SF Weekly’s Matt Smith takes an in-depth look at the city’s Park Patrol and raises some troubling questions about overtime, the permitting process, and general management. Ruh roh.

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Tow the line

Board President David Chiu has requested that the City develop an app that lets people know when their car is about to be towed. This driver-friendly proposal has nothing to do with his run for mayor, promise.

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Bike to Work Day

Legislation is on the table that would require employers to allow their employees to bring their super expensive bikes into the office to prevent them from getting stolen. At least, stolen by thugs on the street. It does nothing to prevent your coworkers from nabbing your bike whilst you’re in the ladies room. Hey, it happened to my umbrella, who says it’s not going to happen to my bike? (Ahem, Jaime.)

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Free ride

Before San Francisco kids are able to hop on Muni for free, it looks like there are a few details to sort out… About $13 Million worth. Supervisor Campos has a few ideas for the SFMTA about how to make the program financially feasible. Today, SFMTA will discuss the proposal. Will kids ride for free? Stay tuned.

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

Pay back

A former SF Public Utilities Commission supervisor heads to the can after being charged with embezzling multiple Benjamins from the good tax-paying folks in San Francisco.

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

Community Talks

Home district Supervisor David Chiu sits down with Police Chief Greg Suhr and the community last night to discuss the recent North Beach shooting that injured two bystanders.

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

Ganging Up

Mayor Lee joins up with Oakland Mayor Jean Quan and other local and statewide elected officials to tackle the issue of gang violence, sharing best practices and discussing how to best address this issue as a larger community.

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

Bye bye (for now)

Due to a condo project in the works at Laguna and Fell, the Hayes Valley Farm will be saying goodbye to its current home very soon. But not to worry, the farm (which, if you haven’t had the chance to already check out, is suuuuuuper cool) will have its new home identified in the next couple of weeks. Stay tuned!

Monday, September 19th, 2011

Ms. Alioto-Pier takes the stage

Former Supervisor and mayoral candidate Michela Alioto-Pier talks to the Chron about her life in the political limelight and issues that really matter to her.

Monday, September 19th, 2011

Numbers made easy

If you’ve ever wanted to find out where and how San Francisco spends its public moolah in an easy-to-consume and uncomplicated way, today might JUST be your day. A group of very smart people at Stanford aka California Common Sense have taken our City’s public spending data and created a site that makes these numbers actually understandable (especially for numerically-challenged people like me!). Head on over to their site to check it out!

Monday, September 19th, 2011