SF Usual Suspects

“Taco Truck - I shun thee. Get thee to the periphery.”

Sometimes when writing Suspects, and trying to take a new angle on things, I wonder how Shakespeare would have written a headline. Usually, in my head, it is funny. (But that’s because it’s amusing when I’m barely awake, and not yet caffeinated.) So, my apologies - but yes, this is what Petruchio would have said during the Great Dolores Park Taco Truck Debate of 2011, if he wasn’t all dead and fictional and stuff.